Crazy Ernies Opinion
and thoughts on dirty
Washington/Chicago politics.
"It's all about the fucking
money
pits, Mr.
President."
Ok ... think about this for a while. Obama
stumped all over and with smooth talking got elected President of the
United States. When in office he started to bring his Chicago cronies
into Washington (the money
pit). Rahm Emanuel was one of them. First 2
years in office he was using Pelosi, Reid and others (with Emanuel)
to the max to get some stupid unpopular things done. Rahm Emanuel
helped in the background with all this crap. After 2 years in office
Obama's political future as a President are looking a little slim for
another term in Washingtons money pit. YOU
UP WITH ME? Now, guess what, with
Washingtons future looking a little bleak for Obama/Emanuel in 2012
is it anyones surprise that Emanuel backed out of Washington and is
running for the Mayor of Chicago, their old time stomping grounds ...
the corrupt Chicago money pit. YOU
STILL UP WITH ME? Picture this scenario ...
Emanuel gets in charge of Chicago. Obama fails to get re-elected.
Hmmmm, GUESS who in Chicago will help move Obama right back into the
corrupt Chicago political enviroment and money pit.
YOU GET THE
PICTURE? They try their best to MILK
Washingtons money pit ... and then ... when they see a possible loss
of power there ... Emanuel runs to Chicago to set up base for the
next best corrupt place to be in charge of TONS of money. Instead of
Obama/Emanuel in the Washington money pit ... It will be
Emanuel/Obama in the Chicago money pit. "Buddy,
you rubbed my back so now I'll rub your back ... and, let the good
money times and corruption roll."
Wheeeeeeee.
Print this out, hang it on your wall, and see
what happens 2 years from now. BET
I'M RIGHT. If Obama gets re-elected to a
2nd term they still have a super sweet arrangement. Obama in
Washingtons money pit and Emanuel possibly still in Chicagos money
pit. IF I'M WRONG ... I
WILL ADMIT IT IN 2012. And
NO, I AM NOT A RIGHT WING REPUBLICAN FANATIC NOR A TEA BAGGER. I am
in the middle of the road on politics and try to think and vote about
what is right for the MAJORITY of us peons that will help all our
lives. Sorry for long rant.
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January 25, 2011 UPDATE
SICK NEWS ALMOST EVERY
DAY
Crazy Ernie, Leroy, Beumadine,
Screwy Louie and Insane Jenny are all from the same nuthouse but they
all agree here. Just look at the daily news. Every day there is guns
involved in shooting in stores all over, and, even in the Police
station in Detroit. WAKE UP
AMERICA, FUCKING GUNS ARE
BAD. Yes, we all understand
the constitution ... but, our forefathers never in their wildest
dreams foresaw what is happening today. We, from the insane asylum,
wished every fucking gun, rocket, bomb, tank, submarine, etc was all
dumped in a boiling pot. Oh ya, the hunters are fuming at the mouth
at these statements. Well, idiots, did you know you can catch animals
to eat without guns???? Does the gun exploding give you an
erection???? Is it the only way you can show you are a
MACHO
MAN???? Stand in front of a
mirror with your .44 magnum in your pants belt and grin at yourself.
We hope it goes off and blows your dick right off. That would not
only make
US grin, it would make us
burst out in hillarious laughter. But, we are human enough, to feel
sorry for you if it happens. YES, Crazy Ernie, Leroy, Beumadine,
Screwy Louie and Insane Jenny are with millions of other people.
LET'S STOP THE INSANITY
GOING ON ... PLEASE.
Here's their stupid
argument. They always say, "Guns don't kill. People kill." They
always leave out 2 words. They never correct their statement. It
should read:
"Guns don't kill.
People WITH
guns
kill"
Now, some HUMOR by
Crazy Ernie
Crazy Ernie got a new set of
false teeth last week so he decided to put his old, but nice, set of
teeth up for bid on Ebay. So far ... no one is biting on them.
Crazy Ernie filed for a patent
for his newly designed snow removal device. Please look for them at
Walmart, Costco, K-Mart and all handicap retail stores. Ernie sez:
"If they don't have them in stock you have the options talked about
above. Get a fucking gun and shoot the place up until they get some."
Duhhhhh!!!
That will certainly show
them dumb fuckers. Isn't
that how some of these gun toting idiots think???
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Glad she didn't follow
me out of the store ... WHEW!!!
Walking all over the grocery store and my dick
is occasionally getting hard, then soft, then hard. My suspicion is
that Leroy is somewhere getting his cock played with ... or maybe
starting to masturbate. LOL
Got in line to check out and there is this 400+ pound super fugly
female in front of me (picture above). Hope I didn't hurt my camera.
Was surprised my 8gb camera had enough space to hold her picture. I'm
trying to ignore her as I don't want to get sick but she keeps trying
to chat with me. And, then it happened (damn you Leroy), I had a huge
boner that she saw. She asked me if I wanted to come over to her
place for a drink while looking at my boner. And, right then,
POW, I
had another fucking moaning and groaning Orgasm. This fugly woman now
thinks that she is fucking hot and backs right up to my boner and
wiggles 4 tons of flesh against me. Only thing I could do is ... PUKE
all over her back and run full speed out of the store hoping she
couldn't catch me. Whew that was fucking close ... DAMN YOU
LEROY.
CRAZY ERNIE humor:
I really feel super tired today.
Why???
Went to the bar last night and was making out with this pretty
redhead. Bought her 5-11 drinks and finally got enough nerve to ask
her to go for a drive. We drove about 37 miles out in the desolate
country back roads and finally pulled over to the side of this lonely
road. Started hugging and kissing and boobie rubbing and I finally
got up enough nerve to say, "It's either give me a blowjob ... or
walk." Well, reason I'm tired is ... I HAD TO WALK ... IT WAS HER
CAR."
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January 21, 2011 UPDATE
Now, it's getting
interesting for Crazy Ernie and Leroy
Crazy Ernie and Leroy now have their
independence since the Doctor seperated them with a meat cleaver.
Leroy ended up with a dick that has 2 heads. His black dick head and
Ernies white dickhead. Since they've been seperated they have both
been wild with sexual activity. Especially Leroy as the ladies sure
like his double headed cock. One HUGE problem is now occuring with
this situation. You ready
for this??? Every time
Leroy has sex and has a climax Crazy Ernie also has an orgasm because
Leroy has Ernies white dick head leading the pack. Leroy has turned
into a male nymphomaniac and is constantly having sex with someone.
SAMPLE FUNNY HAPPENING:
Crazy Ernie had to go to
the Dentist and the lady Dental Assistant was cleaning his teeth ...
and, at the same time Leroy started fucking a gorgeous blonde. As the
Dental Assistant was poking around in his mouth Ernie started to moan
real bad and had an Orgasm right there in the dental chair. Talk
about a surprised Dental Assistant. A
patient having an Orgasm getting their teeth
cleaned. It was fun for
Ernie ... but, he was a little embarassed. LOL
Crazy Ernie
sez: "Let's help put a
STOP to this insanity NOW."
CRAZY ERNIES pet
peave: We are now over 14
trillion dollars in international debt. That's
$14,000,000,000,000.00. Do you realize that is $48,000
PER MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD in
the United States? When is this going to be paid ... and,
BY WHOM????
Contact your Congressman about this. Next time you go into Walmart
just look at where the products are manufactured. Almost all say
MADE IN
CHINA. Wake up and
BUY
AMERICAN
products.
Here is what to suggest to
your Congressman. To start reducing our National debt let's put a
10-20% tariff (tax) on ALL imported goods from China. This will do 2
things for all Americans. 1. It will start reducing out National
Dept. And, most important, 2. It will put MILLIONS of Americans back
to work because we will now be able to compete with the slave labor
entities in China.
Also, please mention this to
your local Walmart, K-Mart, Costco, Sam's Club and others. It isn't
only Walmart ... it's all of them. TELL THEM ADAMANTLY that you want
to put Americans back to work and want to lower our National debt.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT YOU THINK ... BUY AMERICAN NOW.
Crazy Ernies Pet
Peave - the word "NEXT"
what does it mean???
Shepard Smith of Fox
News
CRAZY ERNIES pet peave is:
This is a picture of
Shepard Smith of Fox News. I like him and this in no way is meant to
center ONLY
on him. ALL
cable newscasters do it and it drives me fucking crazier.
SAMPLE: They
finish a story and then say something like this: "Osama
bin Laden HAS
been captured ... and that is NEXT."
WOW, that's something I
WANT TO HEAR. Now, in the
dictionary the word 'NEXT'
means 'immediately
following'. But, what
happens then. You sit through 3 minutes of commercials that you've
seen 8000 times and when the newscaster gets back, you got it, they
give 3-4 totally unrelated stories other than something about Osama
bin Laden. Then, they go into another 1-2 minute commercial break and
you hear 2 more unrelated stories ... and then, and only then, a half
hour later you hear the story about Osama bin Laden. It's obvious
these programing fuckers just duped you into watching 5-6 minutes of
paid commercials before giving you the HIGH
INTEREST STORY. Doesn't
this just piss you and the Pope off. Many times I have clicked the
remote just like you and changed channels. I don't like to be used in
this fashion. PLEASE NEWSCASTERS, the fucking word
NEXT
means 'IMMEDIATELY
FOLLOWING'. It does not
mean dupe your
viewers. Ask yourself:
"Would you like to be in line at McDonalds waiting to place your
order and when the person in front of you is done and gone, the clerk
standing right in front of you asks the person BEHIND you for their
order???? Wasn't you NEXT????"
THINK ABOUT IT ... AND
STOP THAT SHIT ...
RIGHT NOW!
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January 14, 2011
Here's Crazy Ernies
Dad in the waiting room the day of the surgery
If you look closely I
think Crazy Ernie takes after his Dad
You all know by now that Crazy
Ernie and Leroy were siamese twins and joined at the cock. Their
mothers worked hard to save money, and as promised, were going to pay
to have them seperated upon school graduation. Well, the time has
come. They saved all they could and had a total of $229.99 saved up.
Not much, so they had to really shop hard for a cheap surgeon. They
finally found Dr. Weinerstein that started in micro-surgery and
graduated to magna-surgery. Only thing that the Dr. wasn't good at
was math and he had severe eyesight problems. Instead of using a fine
scalpel he decided to use a butchers chopping knife. And then,
WHACK.
The Dr. then said what no one wants to hear in an operating room.
"Oooooooops". Crazy Ernie and Leroys dick looked like this after the
chop:
Ernie=========----00=========Leroy
Even though Crazy Ernie had a
monstrous whopper, Leroy ended up with both dick heads. Leroys cock
looked like a chocolate ice cream cone with a dip of vanilla ice
cream on top of it. Can you picture that???
That's one of the setbacks of finding a cheap discount Doctor. I
wonder if that's where the rumor got started that blacks have larger
dicks that whites??? We will be posting some very funny side effects
of this operation in coming days. You will love them.
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Steven Colbert was
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ERNIE AND LEROY
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about Crazy Ernie and Leroy. Their mothers both promised them when
they were young that they would work hard and save up money to have
them seperated as a school Graduation gift. You will hear about the
seperation and the hillarious things that happened afterward. Don't
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January 12, 2011
This is just
TWO
of the reasons I love golf
Not only a good golfer but both Crazy
Ernie and Leroy would love to play games with her. From any angle
this is nothing but beautiful sightings on the golf course. We're
thinking about a HOLE-IN-ONE right now. Just sitting down to chat
with her would be total eroticism. And then maybe
/*\ and \!/
would happen. I think you can figure that
sign language out. LOL
CRAZY ERNIE sez:
When Leroy and I were young we used to do
cartwheels in the opposite direction until our dick looked like a
piece of twisted taffy.
FUNNY SEX times:
We used to date 2 girls and in the movie
theatre would have them sit between us with our weiner across their
laps. It would make us both super horney when they took turns bending
over and licking on our dick heads. Super boner time then. Loved it.
ERNIE=======OO=======LEROY
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January 11, 2011
I asked Leroy, my
black twin, what he thought about our life
connected by the weiner. This was his reaction
...
In the 8th grade Leroy had a crush on our
teacher Ms. Suchit. He would get a boner going and it would push our
chairs apart in back of the room. He said, "If she can't suck it at
least she should come back here, pet it, and swing on it." I'd have
to agree with him on that.
CRAZY ERNIE sez:
I went to the grocery store the other day
and the Cashier asked me if I wanted 'paper or plastic' for my
groceries. I told her, "It doesn't matter .. I'm
bisacksual."
CRAZY ERNIE humor:
Leroy was driving down the I-75 Xpressway
when his cell phone rang. It was Ernie. Ernie told Leroy to be very
careful 'cause it said on the news that there was a car driving down
the expressway going the wrong way. Leroy said, "One?? Hell, there's
100's of em going the wrong way."
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January 10, 2011
Sorry I missed
updating today
I was totally involved in watching the
news about what this sick fucker did
CRAZY ERNIE
sez: I just cannot, in any reasonable
fashion, see how a person can do such a terrible thing and then (as
the picture shows) grin in the camera like it was something neat and
something he is proud of doing. Personally I am against death
sentences and 'so called' legal executions ... but, in this case I
say, "Get the needles ready and rid the earth of this scum." I also
feel sorry for his parents and relatives. I couldn't imagine how I
would feel if one of my sons did something like this. It must be
horrible in their house right now.
After several gun
crimes and killings here in Saginaw, Michigan I posted 1 month ago
this suggested solution. AND, I sincerely believe something like this
should be put into effect. Screw the 'I need a gun for protection'
people. Guns were designed for one purpose only ... TO KILL. Read
this older post and give it a serious thought. You can still hunt,
target shoot, etc. ... but guns would be less accessable ... and,
people using them for a crime would pay heavily. Here's the
post:
Have every county and
parish build a gun storage unit and make ALL
citizens (Police exempt) pay a fee to store your weapons 24/7/365.
Your weapons will be under supervised lock and key at all times. If
you want to go hunting you go check your gun out for the hunting
period and return it within 24 hours after your hunting is over.
Otherwise, ABSOLUTELY NO GUNS in private hands unless legally owned
and checked in and out of the supervised unit. IF you are caught with
a gun not in the legal system you go to jail - no bond - minimum 20
years automatic jail time. LIFE for the second offense.
PERIOD. Just think of the
murders and killings and robberies this would
eliminate. Look at your
daily news and just see how many gun crimes are being committed even
as I type this. NO GUNS IN
CITIZENS HANDS UNLESS LEGALLY OWNED AND LEGALLY CHECKED OUT OF THE
SUPERVISED UNIT.
PERIOD. The thieves and
crooks would be speechless on this kind of law. Violent crime would
definately go down. And, there would be money coming in from the
storage unit where the guns are legally held for you.
Think about
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January 8, 2011
Massive dead
Starlings, dead Fish, dead Pigeons, polar shift
Crazy Ernie
wonders:
After watching the video
doesn't it make you wonder about December
21, 2012??? How much of
this stuff that you see in this video is happening
RIGHT NOW???
Wars, killings, building nukes, radical people, murders, religious
fanatics wanting YOU to change, etc. And now we see, dead birds in
masses, millions of dead fish, dead pidgeons and who knows whats
next. Could it be humans???
We saw yesterday the
shutting down of airstrips at airports in Tampa because of the
magnetic polar shift of true north. Every year the North Pole is
shifting 4' closer to Russia. Crazy Ernie wonders, "What the hell is
going on?"
NOW, YOU KNOW ERNIE IS
CRAZY
DON'T YOU?
CRAZY ERNIES insane asylum
thoughts: If the polar
poles shift will everything be backwards??? Will cars be driving down
the roads backwards to get you where you've been? Will you have to
turn left to go right? Just think about going to take a dump. (LOL)
Will you be taking food back to the stores and be handed money???
Will the stores send the beef and pork back to the slaughter house
where they reconstruct cows and pigs. If a stupid ass like Kim Jung
Ill lights of a nuke rocket it will come back to him and blow his ass
up??? Will Elvis be truley seen in Kalamazoo at a Burger King? Will
we as humans show up on earth at around 85 years old and regress to 0
years old??? Will that high school girl that rejected your amourous
advances show up totally naked at your back door??? Will Nancy Pelosi
turn beautiful and conservative??? Will Barack Obama start to make
sense??? Tornados will travel from East to West and leave in their
wake trailer house parks. NOW, what funny things can you imagine if
everything was BACKWARDS???
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January 7, 2011
Robert Gibbs - Obama's
spokesperson - or was
About 4 months ago I
predicted on another board that Robert would probably be out by the
mid-term elections. Reason was simple for me to guess at that. When
he gave his daily briefings I was seeing something. He was getting
some tough questions here and there and I was seeing that he was
giving answers that he thought Obama would say. BUT, I could really
see in his face that most of the time he was not convinced what he
was saying was the truth. He knew, by his facial looks, that what he
was answering was total bullshit. He may be a nice guy but he was in
a tough spot. Just did not convince me with his
answers.
Finally, the WITCH
OF DC is fading
off
No question that this beast caused the
American people TONS of problems. Her farewell speech was disgusting
and continuous lies from top to bottom. I could see her successor
continuously tapping his right fingers on the chair arm when she was
speaking. Was he secretly saying, "Shut the fuck up and let's get it
over with." Now, let's get down to some serious modifications of what
the screwy Dumbocrats pushed down our throats. Yeah. I personally
think Nancy Pelosi should retire and go back to California. I am
certain she could get at job at DizzyLand as a grinning clowns ass
somewhere. LOL
MORE ABOUT CRAZY ERNIES
YOUTH
MORE BIZARRE times:
It was in the 7th grade
when Crazy Ernie and Leroy were out playing tag with the other kids
and running around in fast circles. Then, it happened. All of a
sudden Crazy Ernies and Leroys dick got tied in 2 knots. They
couldn't get them untied. Even their teacher, Ms. Notaway, couldn't
do it so off to the Hospital they went. It took Doctors in the
Emergency Room over 4 hours helping Ernie and Leroy get their knots
off. (NOW, THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY)
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January 6,
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Glenn Beck has it
right on Fox News
Here is a man that tells it
like it is. The left wingers, like brain dead George Soros, hate his
guts. WHY? It's simple. Glenn exposes the near criminal things that
these far left wing NUTS
are trying to turn the American life in to. They want Socialism in
the worst way. Just look up Georgie on Google and you will see the
ideas that this sicko wants for YOU. And he is spending billions of
his dollars to get you there. Just
listen to Glenn on Fox News
at 5pm eastern time and you will get the point.
MORE ABOUT CRAZY ERNIES
YOUTH
CRAZY ERNIE
sez: "During Halloween we
would find a heavily traveled sidewalk and hide up in a tree over the
sidewalk. When kids got near, one of us would bungee jump down in
front of them, scaring them, and then weiner bounce right back up in
the tree. It was hillarious to see. Me and Leroy taking turns bungee
jumping. LOL " With the help of a friend we also had the biggest
sling shot in town. Yeah!!!
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Didn't hit the LOTTO
... so, onward with the blog.
Below is a picture of
a useless piece of shit.
BRETT
FAVRE
What a total piece of human
shit this person is. He was blessed with a talent, made TONS of money
from people like you and I, and look what he has done with his life.
Crooked dealings, rapes and who knows what else. Just think about it
... kids looked up to this hunk of elephant puke. I just wished there
was a way to remove all his wealth and put him in a cardboard box in
a street alley. Only problem with that is that it would insult the
homeless people that never had what he has.
NOW, MORE ABOUT CRAZY
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CRAZY ERNIE facts:
Crazy Ernie and Leroy's
Moms, before the kids were born, were used by the local Police
Departments for crowd control. Think about it, they could stand
across the street from each other and block off traffic with their
huge connected weiner. :-) They used to laugh when out for a drive.
They would hang the connected weiner over the rear view mirror with
the black and white dick heads bouncing around when they hit bumps in
the road. Now, picture that in your mind.
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CRAZY ERNIE facts:
Crazy Ernie and Leroy,
joined at the penis, were 2 of the most popular kids in grade school.
They were invited to everyones Birthday parties because their weiner
was great for the kids to play jump weiner (rope) with.
Can you picture that in
your mind??? Another
interesting thing about the twins was that Crazy Ernie was white and
born to a black mother. He had short black tightly curled hair, a
wide flat nose and HUGE lips. Leroy, on the other hand, being black
and born to a white mother, had long straight red hair, a pointed
nose, buck teeth and thin lips. Crazy Ernie could dance well and
Leroy was a stumblebum. In school one day the teacher wrote a problem
on the blackboard. She said, "First one up here with the right answer
gets an extra hour of outdoor playtime." Crazy Ernie and Leroy were
sitting in the back and Leroy jumped up and made it to the blackboard
in 3 seconds flat. In less than 2 seconds Crazy Ernie came flying
through the air and smashed into the blackboard like a slingshot.
Splat!!!
While Crazy Ernie was
nursing a bloody nose Leroy jumped out the window to play for an
hour. NOT funny was the window slamming down on their weiner making
them both scream a little bit. LOL. Will have more insane facts
tomorrow. Tune us in please.
Crazy Ernie was born in 1936.
He was a healthy boy ... but, with several exceptions. He was born a
Siamese
Twin and has a brother
named Leroy. We all know that most Siamese Twins are joined at the
body and/or head. Well, Crazy Ernie and Leroy were different. They
were joined at their DICK. And another different thing was is that
Crazy Ernie is white and Leroy is black. And,
the strangest
fact was that they had the
same father - but, different mothers. Crazy Ernie had a black
mother and Leroy had a white mother. Picture that in your mind. Also
think about it, these 2 mothers were joined together by a big dick
that hooked Crazy Ernie and Leroy together. When the mothers went
grocery shopping they hung their heavy purses on the dick that joined
them causing it to stretch pretty long. Plus, the mothers slept in
bunk beds. (You getting the picture?) More
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CRAZY ERNIE FUNNIES
CRAZY ERNIE sent me this
email: It said: "Clickety clack, Clickety
clack, Clickety clack, Clickety clack, Clickety clack, Clickety
clack, Clickety clack, DING." Looks like he just learned how to
install a computer Modem to his 1950's Remington
typewriter.
CRAZY ERNIE
sez: "If you multiply 111111 times 111111
the answer is 12345678987654321"
We promise to bring
you serious news and lots of laughter in
this NEW YEAR of 2011. Both the news and humor will have
Crazy Ernies weird, but humerous slant to it.
:=)|
CRAZY ERNIE humor:
Last night I staggered into
the front door of a bar and asked for a drink. The bartender saw I
was plastered and refused to serve me. I left and staggered into the
side door and ordered a drink. Bartender said: "I told you, you are
too drunk. Can I call you a cab?" I staggered out of the side door
and entered through the back door and orderd a double scotch.
Bartender said: "I told you no, you are too drunk. Either I call you
a cab or I call the police." I finally said to him: "How many fucking
bars do you work at?" (grin)
LAST NIGHT:
Beumadine and I left the
bar. We walked up to a Taxi and Beumadine said: "Hey guy, got room
for a case of beer and a large Pizza?" Taxi driver said, "Sure do."
So, Beumadine stuck her head in his back window and puked all over.
Yuk.
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